Nouilles, nouilles, nouilles

• 250g nouilles aux oeufs (cuites en 4 min à l'eau bouillante)
• 1 dizaine de champignons shitakee, coupé en morceaux
• 1 grosse poignée de pois mange-tout
• 1 poivron orange, détaillé en lanières
• 1 petite boîte de maïs doux
• 1 généreuse gousse d'ail
• trait de sauce soja
• huile végétale
• basilic haché

Chauffer l'huile dans un wok
Faire frire les poivrons 2 minutes à feu vif
Ajouter les pois mange-tout et poursuivre 2 minutes
Ajouter les champignons et poursuivre 2 minutes
Ajouter les grains de maïs et poursuivre 30 secondes
Verser la sauce soja et poursuivre 30 secondes
Parsemer de basilic
Mélanger aux nouilles chaudes.

- Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.
- Okey what do you want to know?
- Well, hash is legal over there, right?
- Yeah,It's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
- And those are the hash bars?
- Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
- Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'.
- I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
- What?
- It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.
- Example ?
- Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer.
And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.
And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
- No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
- What'd they call it?
- They call it Royale with Cheese.
- Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?
- Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
- Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?
- I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.
But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
- What?
- Mayonnaise.
- Goddamn!
- I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it.
- Uuccch!